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    HUMOR OF THE DAY

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    NZ_Vixon9
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    Re: HUMOR OF THE DAY

    Post  NZ_Vixon9 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:14 pm

    What's the height of pain?

    Elephant sliding down a razor blade using his balls for brakes..…
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    Re: HUMOR OF THE DAY

    Post  NZ_Vixon9 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:16 pm

    What goes round and round and knocks on the window?

    Baby in a Microwave oven…
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    Re: HUMOR OF THE DAY

    Post  iSenior on Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:05 pm

    what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

    nothing, shes been told twice already!

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    Re: HUMOR OF THE DAY

    Post  Dracael on Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:16 pm

    Q: How do you stop your kids from swinging round and round on the clothes line??,

    A: With a shovel.
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    Re: HUMOR OF THE DAY

    Post  Sirocco on Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:38 am

    I was standing at the bar in the pub the other day when a Chinese guy came up and stood next to me.
    After a while I asked him if he knew Karate or Kung Fu or any martial arts.
    He looked at me and said "No. Why do you ask? Is it because I'm Chinese?"
    I said " No, I'm asking because you're drinking my beer ya little f#@*er"

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