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    lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  Voltstriker on Wed May 25, 2011 7:14 pm

    Post jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, funny stories. That sorta stuff Smile


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    How do you keep a blonde entertained for hours?

    Write please turn over on each side Very Happy



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    Re: lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  SoV Admin on Wed May 25, 2011 11:59 pm

    What do you call apple computers once Steve Jobs dies ?



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    Re: lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  Voltstriker on Thu May 26, 2011 4:00 pm

    lol!


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    Re: lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  Voltstriker on Thu May 26, 2011 6:35 pm

    How do you make a blondes eyes light up?
    Shine a flashlight in her ear Very Happy

    What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
    Pregnant Very Happy

    How do you drown a blonde?
    Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool Very Happy

    What did a blind boys parents do to punish him?
    Rearranged the furniture Very Happy

    What did the blondes left leg say to her right?
    Nothing. As if they've never met Very Happy

    What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
    Divorced Very Happy

    Russian: Sir we got an order in from the USA for 16 inch condoms. I think it's to embarrass us.
    Officer: No problems! Complete the order and mark them as small size. Very Happy

    Why do women pierce their bellybuttons?
    To have a spot to hang the air freshener Very Happy



    FYI I'm not sexist or racist


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    Re: lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  Mary Poppins on Fri May 27, 2011 3:51 am

    Most women have intelligent DNA in them, too bad most of them spit it out.
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    Re: lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  Voltstriker on Fri May 27, 2011 3:48 pm

    lol!


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    Re: lol (lots of laughs)

    Post  Golden on Sat May 28, 2011 1:54 pm

    The best thing to come out of France was the German army.

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